i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
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I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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