I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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