I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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