if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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