AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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