I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
