The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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