are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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