The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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