No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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