Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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