That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she smelled like a LAN party
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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