Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I want her autograph on my taint
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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