I didn't shave. On purpose
are you so shy because you have an std?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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