PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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