Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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