I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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