i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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