My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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