sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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