I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
