the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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