Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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