i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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