Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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