So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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