So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize
