I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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