Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Terrible idea I love it
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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