susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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