I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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