What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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