i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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