If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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