Jerry, you need to find god
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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