I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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