Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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