Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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