how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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