I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour