I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma