at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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