i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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