She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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