My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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