Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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