Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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