I'm really into asian looking animals
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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