I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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