so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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