Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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