Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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