am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
True strength comes from lack of pants
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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