If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
