my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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